Tuesday, 29 December 2015

My Lovely House Boy – EPISODE 1

It was a pleasant morning, and its just
been a week since my twentieth birthday, I
heard a voice from upstairs, Shade! Shade!, ah,
it was my dad, (he is going to london for a
business trip, and I’m on holidays, my mom
travelled to dubai last week and won’t be
coming home for a long time, and now my dad
is also leaving… ) Yes daddy, I answered.
Dad: Shade, as I told you earlier, I’ll be
travelling to london to spend some days there,
I know you’ll be left alone and you’ll miss me
and your mom, its for the best, we need to
upgrade our company and increase the
demanding rate by our customers.
Me: (I don’t even understand what he’s
saying) okay dad with a smile on my
Dad: okay, before I forget, Tunde our new
house boy will be looking after the house,
Tunde! Tunde! He shouted.
——Tunde walked in——–
Tunde: Yes sir, I’m here sir looking excited
Dad: You will follow all what she will tell you,
you’ll also not fail or disobey her orders unless
you want to sleep in sale
Tunde: ah yes sir, I’ll not fail you sir
Dad: okay Shade, I’ll be on my way
Me: okay bye dad.. I love you dad, safe
journey i said smiling as his driver came and
drove himoff*
My father had reached the airport when he
called me saying he is about to leave, I then
prayed on the phone for him and he hanged up
telling me to take good care of my Self.
Immediately I called my boyfriend, I asked him
to come over to my place that my father had
now travelled, I waited for hours and was just
staring at my wrist watch when tunde showed
up putting on a short boxer and a singlet.
*Tunde was a student at the university of
lagos, doing computer science, he’s fairly tall,
slim and muscular with a dark complexion, he
speaks good english and from my dad’s
theory, he needed to raise enough money to
pay his school fees and buy a new laptop of
about 200,000naira for his project in school.
Being a house boy or girl for our family can
fetch a huge fortune, and tunde was lucky
because my dad knew his parents so
Tunde: Shade, what will you like to eat for the
*Staring at his muscular and sxy
body Nothing! Don’t disturb me okay?
Tunde: I’m sorry, I can see you’re sad by the
departure of dad, accept my apology miss
Me: Apology accepted, leave now jare….
even if i schooled abroad, I still knew a
little yoruba, and i noticed he smiled when i
included “Jare” to my sentence***
I was still very worried as its almost getting
late and i haven’t seen any sign of my
boyfriend, as he told me he’ll come visiting
and come spend some intimate time with me
sounds funny but I’m still a virgin at 20 I
waited a couple of hours and bang! My phone
Boyfriend: hello sweetheart
Me: why honey, I’ve waited decades for you to
come over, what’s keeping you boo?
Boyfriend: honey, I got caught up with some
important stuffs, and you know my dad came
and he needs me to help him arrange some
important documents.
Me: aww why now! Your dad is really getting
between us.
Boyfriend: Honey g2g now my dad is here
Cuts the call
Ah, I felt really bad and worried, its been a long
time since I really talked with him, he was
literally mad at me after I refused to have s*x
with him, but it seemed he has gotten past all
that. I decided to go see him myself, I carried
the car key, entered the car and Drove off to
his house, I horned, and the gateman yelled,
“oga no wan see anybody today o…” I guessed
he did not see my car, he just shouted out of
ignorant… I yelled back “Musa! Musa! Open
the gate”
Musa: oh, madam shade, I no know sey na
Me: you’d better not known, as I drove and
parked my motor vehicle I spotted his car, I
asked the gate man;
Me: musa, is my boyfriend around?
Musa: miss shade, me I see am for oga e
waka with one fine girl enter inside room. Pha,
since morning.
Me: have you seen his dad?
Musa: oga father nodae in town o… Me I no
see am for oga father.
Me: okay musa thank you very much. *i
removed 1,000Naira note from my purse and
handed it to him.
*He smiled and said
“Nagode”(Nagode is a hausa word for Thank
I walked into the house with full confidence
knowing my boyfriend can never cheat on me,
he always says he loved me and will never
cheat on me. *I opened the door*
Me: Jesus! Wha What Are you do dooing?
I….i…TrUsted you…*burst into tears*
Boyfriend: its not what you think, please wait
*he held my hand*
Me: don’t touch me! Don’t even dare! I hate
you disgusting bastard!
Random girl: leave her, let’s enjoy what we
were doing…
Boyfriend: shut up you harlot!
Me: sobs, cleaned my tears and carried my
bag and drove off
I reached home, feeling heart broken and
depressed… Then Tunde walks in…
Tunde: hey shade, where have you been, you
just drove off and seemed you’ll never return
Me: I’m not in the mood to make jokes okay?
Just get lost
Tunde: okay, I’m sorry if I’m bugging you
Me: mtcheew…
I was really tired, to add again the heartbreak,
I couldn’t even eat anything the whole day till it
was late and i didn’t even know when I fell
asleep but I was a bit concious and I
remember quite vividly that i didn’t sleep with a
blanket on, but someone covered me my
blanket who could it be if not Tunde?



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